(From the Sarcoxie Police Department)T'was the day you lost your meth.
You were walking down the aisle scoping out what Halloween candy was discounted and looking at the Christmas decorations that were waaaaay out before Christmas.
You might have reached into your pocket to see what money you had to buy that bag of Halloween candy with the ghosts on them for your...sweet tooth.
You didn't realize that you dropped something. You didn't notice, probably because it blended in with the floor BUT Pepsi man is a very observant creature; he found it for you.
We had made hypothesis that it was methamphetamine. We tested the hypothesis by swabbing, crushing and squeezing the test ampule. The reagent showed a very pretty blue positive reaction with the methamphetamine. Very tedious experiment.
If you recently lost a 2.2 gram bag of methamphetamine, we have it.
Lol! Hurry up and claim it, before someone else does.
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