Sarcoxie Police: Come on in and claim this meth you left at Casey's

(From the Sarcoxie Police Department)

This person going to be very upset and sad when they reach into their pocket.

Someone dropped their friend at Casey's.

If you have lost your crystal like substance, known as methamphetamine, we tested it for you. 

It's good, it was such a pretty blue too. It is looking for its owner. We are keeping it safe and warm since you left it on the concrete.

If you want it, we got it. Any takers? Yes? Maybe?